chotronette:

Dress by www.chotronette.com
  • athena: i dont approve of your relationship with my daughter
  • percy: haha ok
  • percy: *dances with annabeth*
  • percy: *goes on a quest with annabeth*
  • percy: *thinks of annabeth to survive the river styx*
  • percy: *fights a war with annabeth*
  • percy: *shows annabeth his only vulnerability*
  • percy: *saves olympus with annabeth*
  • percy: *kisses annabeth underwater*
  • percy: *goes missing and only remembers annabeth*
  • percy: *falls into tartarus with annabeth*
  • percy: cant stop wont stop

theantiquated:

Laura & Damian - An Isle of Skye Elopement | Joanna Kitchener

(via yochevedke)

me nd my evil robot gf

  • Me: babe I love that perfume ur wearing
  • GF: that me neurotoxin
thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruelalmost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

(Source: maxofs2d, via thecakeisalive)

awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.

(via thebeautifulandsayre)

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

(via governorodious)

freshmountains:

"i wish i had a british accent"

ah yes, the british accentimage

the singular british accent

(Source: earthychild, via youknowyourebritishwhen)